The Road.
So you are packed. You've followed my instructions and you have everything you need.
All contingencies are covered, you are practical, yet glamorous. Oh so chic and European now baby, but you want to throw some sangria on me, or play touch rugby on the beach, baby, baby, baby I am ready.
Perhaps you will take your bags to class, maybe you will have the day off, if I know you guys you will be hungover. Mostly.
Make sure you make the bus on time, make sure you are no more than zero minutes late. Not that we won't wait a little for you, but this is FALLAS, you want EVERY SECOND of this trip.
The bus leaves from the Hard Rock Cafe and the bus leaves on Friday, March the 19th, at 12pm.
You know, the Hard Rock Cafe on Plaza Catalunya? The one with all the rock 'n' roll paraphernalia.
No the bus company has told us, in the strictest of terms, that there will be no alcohol to be consumed on the bus.
But I have always said that what the bus driver doesn't see won't hurt him (nudge nudge nudge nudge).
Those carry on bags can hold an awfully large numbers of cans and bottles (wink wink wink wink).
The trip should take about three hours. It could take five. Who cares? We've got music, peers, members of the opposite, and same, sex, me on the microphone.
When we are together time is irrelevant.
Leaving during the day like we are we'll take in the sights, the ravashing Catalunya will blend into the delicious Communidad Valenciana, so beautifully named.
On your left you will see the Mediterranean, her turquoise eyes winking at you, enticing you into her hedonistic depths.
The right? Farms, and sometimes mountains. The engine room, so to speak.
Whilst we are doing this fellow pyromaniacs are making their way to our camp from Spain and beyond, by plane, by train, probably not by automobile.
But we all have the same destination - goodtimes.
And the beauty of this trip? Our camp monkeys have already got everything set up, your beer and sangria cold, and the tunes puh-huh-huh-humping!
Got any transport related, or any any, enquiries?
info@stoketravel.com, claro?
Stoke Travel - many different types of wheel on our bus.
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